I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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