I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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