It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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