im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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