Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I love having hate sex.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Randomize
