Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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