I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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