i don't like sucking hair
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
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