"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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