He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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