you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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