Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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