she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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