Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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