how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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