Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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