I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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