question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
