Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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