chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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