As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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