May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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