I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Someone signed my nipple.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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