talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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