you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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