I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
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