Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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