Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
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