just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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