My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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