I have demons in me.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Do vagina's smell?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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