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textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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