Sponge bath it is.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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