You made me cry and you don't even care
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
