Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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