On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Who wears a wallet chain?!
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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