: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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