Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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