i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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