found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
The ass gains better be worth it
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