Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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