I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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