That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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