Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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