god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
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