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Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list

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They were probably just referring to an ugly girl, not an actual animal.

Submitted by mandyyy on May 15, 10 at 11:50pm

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- Probably not, but this is what I will choose to believe.
  
  Submitted by Herschel on May 16, 10 at 12:03am
  
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That's a messed up bucket list

Submitted by heggie on May 15, 10 at 11:07pm

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Thats fucked upp.

Submitted by Playerhater20 on May 15, 10 at 11:38pm

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Enough of the animal fucking texts. You wanna do that shit keep it in the barn.

Submitted by Stotan1228 on May 16, 10 at 12:48am

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I'm sorry, what's the bright side again?

Submitted by quoteXunquote on May 15, 10 at 11:13pm

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No, this really happened. & i know exactly who it was & what happened & it's not a pretty story.

Submitted by roxanne04 on May 17, 10 at 2:28am

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Um. Yuk.

Submitted by Carma1369 on May 16, 10 at 12:03am

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Can't believe the grammar police are so lazy tonight......... It's bestiality.....

Submitted by Bridgebomber on May 16, 10 at 1:57am

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Hahaha. Wooster, by any chance?

Submitted by cheeeeeeeeezits on May 16, 10 at 12:06am

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Fat ugly girls need love too...not from this guy tho :D

Submitted by jrod02 on May 16, 10 at 7:51pm

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Maybe he/she had sex with a furry.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 12:00am

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That put the buck in buckeye!

Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 11:11pm

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What sick fucks voted positively for this?!?!?!

Submitted by mybizzy on May 16, 10 at 4:22am

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Then there is non-mamal beastiality!

Submitted by cfreymarc on May 16, 10 at 6:39am

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Ewww.

Submitted by snybny on May 15, 10 at 11:40pm

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Sorry, but it is bestiality. From 'bestial'.\nAlso we have nothing on the ancient people, Egyptians fucked crocodiles, Romans fucked monkeys, and so on and so forth.

Submitted by Epimetheus on May 16, 10 at 9:10pm

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8:35. Nope. You're wrong. Nice try.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 3:05pm

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Some people should have better goals in life, I'm just saying

Submitted by jessiesabo on May 16, 10 at 2:39am

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bright side?

Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 16, 10 at 9:09pm

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What's wrong with beastiality?

Submitted by wtfalabama on Jun 10, 10 at 1:54am

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Haha iknow someone into beastiality....it's like fuckin a wildabeast!! Fuckin a wildabeast.....a starving one at that..... Though when ya look at 'er ya wouldn't necessarily think she was short on food......

Submitted by EpikChick on May 23, 10 at 11:02pm

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This probally happend in Youngstown

Submitted by Slappy0605 on May 15, 10 at 11:13pm

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- Those of us from O-land prefer to call it "Yompton".
  
  Submitted by Sammyisadog on May 16, 10 at 2:36am
  
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...wtf

Submitted by grantwhite on May 16, 10 at 10:36am

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Talk about animal abuse.

Submitted by mrazek88 on May 15, 10 at 11:16pm

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You can't fuck a monkey on Tuesday then decide to call up Charlene on Thursday. You just don't do that.

Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 10:27pm

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It's a joke. Everyone should calm the fuck down.

Submitted by jonsmodernlife on May 16, 10 at 8:13am

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That's no way to talk about fat girls!

Submitted by apok on May 15, 10 at 11:46pm

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Whoa, who said anything about råpe? You don't know what an animal wants!

Submitted by An0n on May 17, 10 at 6:11am

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Repost

Submitted by nickl3 on May 15, 10 at 11:42pm

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Probably referring to his mother.

Submitted by twasadreeeeam on May 16, 10 at 12:59am

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Furfags

Submitted by Anonymous on May 15, 10 at 11:14pm

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Seriously?what the fuck

Submitted by bamafan on May 15, 10 at 11:36pm

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This would be from my home town. -.-

Submitted by pixieestixx on May 21, 10 at 2:44pm

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In Soviet Russia, list cross off you!

Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 16, 10 at 3:47am

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1:57. That's a completely different word and is said completely different. Nice try!

Submitted by Anonymous on May 16, 10 at 8:35am

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I am going to convince myself that that was a joke before I freak out. And possibly alert PETA. RAPING ANIMALS IS NOT OK.

Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on May 16, 10 at 11:52am

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- I too am a member of People for the Eating of Tasty Animals
  
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Submitted by Epimetheus on May 16, 10 at 9:10pm

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