If i come over, it means nothing
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
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