normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
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