brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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