Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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