He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
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