Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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