I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Randomize
