i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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