Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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