Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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